spudWorks hereby agrees to not distribute user passwords or any user information intrusted to this site unless under extreme duress. Extreme duress is a gradient scale of relevance for the people concerned with, and under the employ of, spudWorks. Such an example for an individual might involve a good deal of beating and torture before said information is released to his captors for whatever uses they may have for it. Said individual however is also an active member in the "bondage" community and is therefore not the median at which to take all employees with access to user information. Most would actually give up the information were they tempted by a bottle of Skyy vodka or Bombay Sapphire Gin, but only upon receivership of said liquids would information actually be dispersed in anyway that would perhaps be considered a breach of trust between spudWorks and the users of said website.

spudWorks also agrees that only employees, contractors, and prospective buyers will see any sensitive user data if it falls directly with in the scope of their work duties. Said company defines sensitive user data as being passwords. Said company defines scope of work duties as anything of interest being done on the spudWorks premises.

Further, spudWorks agrees to not sell user data even to interested parties that offer much more money than currently deposited in the company's petty cash account. A third party would be granted access to user data were they to purchase said wretched site and compensate the previous shareholders adequately. spudWorks defines adequate as being twice what the collective imagination of what all employees can think of in terms of dollars. Or a bottle of aged scotch.

spudWorks will strictly discipline any employee in violation of the aforementioned agreement between the company and user should their fault be proved beyond that of reasonable doubt in a court of law in a country of our choosing. Disciplinary action may involve public flogging, swimming in shark infested waters as coworkers growl and snarl from the galleon above, or buying a round of drinks at the next night out.

We are serious about protecting your rights to a private Internet without excessive snooping by companies and as such are happy to agree to the above terms. Should you have question or comments regarding our privacy policy, please, contact us and let us know.