RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED|
Q: So we were thinking, is there any reason we shouldn't hire you? Hah hah hah.
A: Considering the fact that I blatantly lied on my application and have made up everything said during my interview, I'd have to say yes.
Q: I don't look fat in this dress, do I?
A: Yes, you do.
Q: What if a snake bites you in the neck. What do you do then?
A: Well, considering that once poison enters a main bloodline, you can count on near instant paralysis and probably depend on doing nothing but dying.
Q: Do you even know what you're doing?
A: No. Sorry.
Q: Does the pope wear a funny hat?
A: No, not if you consider the historical significance of it, he doesn't. I do find your lack of history funny, if not tragic, though.
Q: What could go wrong?
A: The sun could explode.
Q: I was shopping for underwear and saw some guy stuffing as many ladies undergarments in his coat as possible and thought, that couldn't be you, could it?
A: Yes. It was me.
Q: You think you're really funny, don't you?
A: After enough to drink, I think anything is funny.
Q: What are you thinking about?
A: How best to get out of this headlock you call an embrace and put on a movie I want to see.
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