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RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED 03.12.2001 Q: So we were thinking, is there any reason we shouldn't hire you? Hah hah hah. A: Considering the fact that I blatantly lied on my application and have made up everything said during my interview, I'd have to say yes. Q: I don't look fat in this dress, do I? A: Yes, you do. Q: What if a snake bites you in the neck. What do you do then? A: Well, considering that once poison enters a main bloodline, you can count on near instant paralysis and probably depend on doing nothing but dying. Q: Do you even know what you're doing? A: No. Sorry. Q: Does the pope wear a funny hat? A: No, not if you consider the historical significance of it, he doesn't. I do find your lack of history funny, if not tragic, though. Q: What could go wrong? A: The sun could explode. Q: I was shopping for underwear and saw some guy stuffing as many ladies undergarments in his coat as possible and thought, that couldn't be you, could it? A: Yes. It was me. Q: You think you're really funny, don't you? A: After enough to drink, I think anything is funny. Q: What are you thinking about? A: How best to get out of this headlock you call an embrace and put on a movie I want to see. MAIL this to a friend. They'll thank you for it later. | |