the science-fiction review ep 2 Host Colin Ferm discusses Angel and the character of Aeryn Sun with guest and independent film maker Mark Harris over a couple of drinks and smokey treats. the science-fiction review ep 1 Episode One of The Science-Fiction Review. Host Colin Ferm and guest Mark Harris discuss Cylons and then various technologies in the Technobabble segment. Between the two is a special commentary by Mark Harris. fish: billy the hill Jimmy goes to Billy The Hill to try and get the boss' girl back but Billy looks like he's ready to throw down. Is the boss' reign comming to an end? the colin ferm show Check out this episode from Bizarro Week on the Colin Ferm Show where he interviews himself from five years in the future. shanghai sam: private eye Sam and Chip need lunch but a villian too daunting to overcome stands in their way. Their car keys! Staring Lev Yilmaz from Ingredient X. patterns Watch the media for long enough and certian things begin to emerge? What are they and... why do they happen? A minute (2.20 MB) geeks What's the truth and what's the fiction in these, the most elusive and misunderstood of people. Watch and find out. Called by Mark Harris "The best thing" I've ever made. We'll see. Three Minutes (5.91 MB) little buddies There's something about goldfish that can't be denied. But are they so great that girls will dig a fish guy? About an minute (1.76 MB) in case of death Just like one of those movies where the main character's best friend leaves a cue in video after he died, Colin's got one for you. About a minute and a half. (2.64 MB) hungover The spudWorks Institute has a public service message on what too much fun can do to the day after. About two minutes. (4.04 MB) father & son Dad's are filled with all sorts of advice. It's just too bad when it's entirely contrary to who you are. About a minute. (1.8 MB) redundant When you're not working, you have a lot of time on you hands. Like making a movie about not working. About a minute.(1.80 MB) fish The boss has a problem. Billy The Hill stole his girl and his boy Jimmy doesn't seem to have anything to say that will help. Starring Lev Yilmaz from Ingredient X. About two minutes.(3.41 MB) new york The last in the Lev & Colin series. Colin's moving to New York and trying to get rid of most of his stuff and though Lev may be upset, he also see's an angle. Will this be the end of the dynamic duo? Staring Lev Yilmaz & Colin Ferm. A minute and a half. (1.74 MB) the american dream Two guys sit around and discuss the laziness in the American Culture today only to discover that, gasp, they're part of it too. Staring Lev Yilmaz & Colin Ferm. About two minutes. (2.30 MB) belief & disbelief So he met this girl in a bar right? And he was really really suave. Or was he? The first installment of the Lev & Colin series. Staring Lev Yilmaz & Colin Ferm. About two minutes. (3.79 MB) strange happenings A freshman filmschool effort complete with pretension and a lack of proper lighting was much too influenced by David Lynch but still has that rough charm to it. Staring Brent Wolke. About two and a hlaf minutes. (3.17 MB)		long distance relationship Atlantis was flying south over Idaho and would be over the Kansas before long. Fifteen seconds of reaction control should be enough to ensure they ended up where they belonged. It was a rough guess at best but maybe that would be enough. Florida was about to get really interesting. (Read more in FICTION) thoughts on sci-fi A brief essay on what isn't good about science fiction. (Read more in ESSAYS) the boss' son If Wayne thought he had seen too many movies before moving to New York, it was nothing compared to the young master Sandaman. (Read more in FICTION) the terror of barcelona: part iii She was exactly his type, obviously athletic with a slim figure and dark - dark hair, dark skin, with a dark smile that hid a thoughtful mind behind it all. (Read more in TERROR) the terror of barcelona: part ii Standby sighed. His recruiter had been erotically vague about what he would be doing as a junior agent and he now understood why. (Read more in TERROR) the terror of barcelona: part i Like any good government agency, even an allegedly clandestine one like theirs, it required more than a few pieces of paperwork to get anything done. (Read more in TERROR) let's be serious Let's drop the a-bomb of politics on a website that normally doesn't discuss such things unless thinly veiled behind sub-par fiction. (Read more in ESSAYS) the terror of barcelona: prologue "I demand that we consider sanctions against the United States for their lawless action in the Pacific!" "Vetoed," said the American Representative. (Read more in TERROR) random call I knew it was a girl, and that she sounded vaguely familiar, but I couldn't quite put the voice together with anyone in particular. (Read more in FICTION) barcelona There seemed to be some debate as to whether the traditional way took place at the beach or at the hotel so it was settled that both would be tried and "traditional" would be defined by our preference which worked out fine. (Read more in FICTION) weapons inspection "It ought to be declared a bloody war crime," Robert said quietly. (Read more in FICTION) star power When Jack Ryan shows up at the door of a Columbian drug lord with that trademark smile of his, I see the man who I call every June. Some people can't help but to always see the star instead of the role, but I don't even see the actor; just visions of my father over and over and over again. (Read more in FICTION) bang the big red gong 'Tell the Major we'd like to see our representative at the American Embassy,' I said as politely as possible. (Read more in FICTION) personal philosophy Rand leaned across his desk and picked up his nameplate which he began to polish with his tie. (Read more in FICTION) realigned expectations I longed for a copy of the New York Times, like I used to read before I was detained but considering how hard they were to get in the city after they went underground, I figured it was beyond any reasonable expectation to think that one might be snuck into my cell. (Read more in FICTION) the visitors 'So are you telling me that the French used to have their own territory,' he asked with skepticism. (Read more in FICTION) coinage I realized one day that the large cup in which I stored all of my change could no longer hold another nickel. (Read more in FICTION)