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JANEANE GAROFALO
02.25.2002 I'd been renting a lot of movies and, because she was my love goddess, a disproportionate number of them were hers.

SPUDWORKS BOOK CLUB
09.30.2001 What we're reading.

SONG FOR THE MASSES II
09.23.2001 The music department does it again.

THINGS NOT TO DO IN TEXAS
06.25.2001 Mention anything about how the state capitol building being thirteen feet taller than the nation's capitol is really a manifestation of a Texan inferiority complex.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
06.11.2001 FATHER: Tough day, kid? KID: (Answers with a choked cry)

IS IT PUNK OR METAL?
03.26.2001 A bottle can easily be used, broken over a bar, as a weapon against someone in your way. This use leans very heavily to the Punk side of the spectrum.

RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED
03.12.2001 Q: I don't look fat in this dress do I? A: Yes, you do.

SPUDWORKS PRIVACY POLICY
03.05.2001 spudWorks hereby agrees to not distribute user passwords or any user information intrusted to this site unless under extreme duress.

AHH THE VALUE OF MEMBERSHIP
02.12.2001 It's always so wonderful to belong to something. You know it, and we know it. We expound the virtues of belonging.

GOD ANSWERS BACK
02.05.2001 In a rare moment of prayer, God answers back. A spudWorks exclusive with the Almighty Himself.

GOING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
12.11.2000 The holiday season is upon us, which means it's almost time to go home and see the family. They don't like it anymore than you do, but you're prepared, because you read the following tips.

LATE NIGHTS AT THE OFFICE
11.27.2000 We all work late nights and we all know that they're rarely fun. A few things can spice up those otherwise lackluster nights under florescent lights. Some suggestions from the ever-helpful spudWorks staff.

PRESIDENT & CEO INTERVIEWED
11.13.2000 People have long wanted to know, "What's this Colin guy all about?" Well, Mr. Ferm, President & CEO of spudWorks, sat down with a member of the writing staff for a few precious minutes to answer some reader questions.

MUSIC & WHERE TO HEAR IT IN NYC
11.06.2000 New York is the center of so many things, but where do you see some music? Good music, bad music, all the places you wanted to know about, listed here for you. Part of a spudWorks guide to New York City.

TIPS FOR A FIRST DAY
10.23.2000 It's your first day. You have an obligation to let your new employer what it's going to be like. Our editors have provided some helpful hints to make the right impression.

NEW YORK HOT-NOT SPOTS
10.16.2000 New York has a lot of great spots. It also has a lot of place that a great to go to some days, but not on other days. We examine the latter.

DEALING WITH UNEMPLOYMENT
09.25.2000 Yes, unemployment CAN happen to you. Worse things can happen though. A spudWorks special on how to deal with unemployment and ways to make the best of it.

OUR POLICY ON USAGE OF 'I'
09.18.2000 When you should speak in first person and when you should not. A spudWorks editorial lesson.

A SPUDWORKS SCREENPLAY
08.28.2000 The spudWorks film staff writes a short film based on the interoffice interactions at spudWorks.

TIPS FOR JOB HUNTING
08.21.2000 The spudWorks Human Resources department was kind enough to put together a list of job hunting tips for the disenchanted.

INSIDE OUR VIDEO DEPARTMENT
08.07.2000 Every so often, a new video piece comes out... okay, not all that often, but the video staff still gets paid and people want to know what they're doing. Find out this week.

THE SPUDWORKS MUSIC DEPT
07.31.2000 A spudWorks editorial team explores deep into the headquarters basement and disappears. These written words were found six weeks later, and no one is talking.

ALL I WANT IS SOME LOVE
07.17.2000 President and CEO Colin Ferm looks around the office and doesn't see any love. Well... why the hell not!?

BEHIND POP CULTURE?
06.26.2000 Are you way behind pop culture? Do you lack an idea about what's going on today? Maybe you read too many "brainy" books or not have a television? That's why spudWorks is here. To help you.

AN ALIEN NATION SCREENPLAY
06.19.2000 Alien Nation is, without a doubt, one of the most important political commentaries ever made. Fox continues to break new ground with the occasional mini-series. Learn how to write a screenplay.

TIPS FOR THE UNWARY
06.05.2000 Does everone seem trustworthy to you? Perhaps what you need is some healthly paranoia to see people how they really are. A special feature from the spudWorks Research department.

TALES FROM THE OFFICE III
05.31.2000 A few handy tips for you investment banker type people who want to run a successful internet business.

TIPS FOR NEW YORK
05.22.2000 Tips for people thinking of moving to New York from a California boy.

A SONG FOR THE MASSES
05.16.2000 The music department in a bitter, heroin drenched night put together a little song, but were unfortunately unable to complete it, so it was transcribed for our viewers to read.

SITTING IN
04.17.2000 A guy and his girlfriend look for a place to sit at a bar. When the see a space at a table and sit down, they have no idea just what they're in for. An indepth look at crashing a BBS get-together.

TALES FROM THE OFFICE II
04.16.2000 Three days of drinking, computers and a group of disposible friends. It couldn't be anything but a corporate sponsored event.

TALES FROM THE OFFICE
03.24.2000 How far can you push your employer without getting fired? Pretty far, especially if your goal is to get is to be relased from your responsibilites. Find out what one guy and his war on employement can do.

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