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Ryan Houser of Maslow is also deserving since he makes good music and happens to be our business partner.

My friend and other business partner, Dan Kellner, deserves a shout out for his site Sofa Employed for speaking the truth about what working from home is all about. Oh, yeah, and he was an Olympian in '04. But that's just bonus cool if you know him.

Mark Harris, my buddy who's a filmmaker, should also be visited because of the cool shit he's been doing at Desperate Comfort. I'd like to describe his movies but the fact is that you just need to see them. Not only will they make you cool but they'll teach you something... maybe about dick jokes, maybe about life. Depends on what you need.

"We hate ourselves almost as much as we hate you."